Thursday, July 28, 2005

Polygamy sucks - Here's proof !

Alright , so get this. There's a 56 - year old Ethiopian guy who has 11 wives and 77 children. His life has reached the point where he can't support his children anymore - much less the wives.

He also has trouble trying to remember the names for all of his children along with the fact that he is not even sure where all of his wives live. He concludes very prudently , that "people see me as a funny man, but there is no fun in my condition". Well , I happen to share the view of the majority and consider him a "funny man".

You know , people might think that it's so fucking easy being a muslim or a member of a pagan cult in the deepest jungles of Africa where polygamy is allowed and widely accepted. Well , you're wrong. Since , those people know as much about condoms as dogs know about building skyscrapers , thus causing a rather troublesome situation over the years. You've still got to support all of the kiddies once they grow up and have to deal with the wives too. I'd say that this dude didn't really know what he was getting into. And I don't really feel sorry for his situation. He should've kept his dick in his pants and settled with just one good woman like normal people.

This guy was supposed to be filthy rich until he married a dozen freakin' wives. But , naturally , all that glimmers is not gold and therefore he quickly lost all of his wealth while just supporting his family. It does make me chuckle , since this dude actually thinks that he is in dire straits whereas he has caused all of it for himself.

Good luck on finding all of your kids , Mr. "pimp daddy" !





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