Beer-drinkers and hellraisers.

Like many of you other guys and gals out there , I've always been amazed by the man show's "the fox". Like , he is an old guy who sings dirty songs and afterwards gulps down two huge pints of beer with just one throw !

You know , that is pretty impressive. To just gulp down two pints of beer instantly like that. He doesn't swallow much while he does it either. And it doesn't seem like he has much of a trouble on "drinking" like that , either. I've always wondered how is that possible since I remember reading about a "local" guy who tried to pull a similar stunt with 40 % alcohol. Now , it was a bottle of our national "past-time drink" called Koskenkorva. The only problem was , that the instant this dude gulped down the alcohol , he dropped dead. You know , it is quite possible that he was quite possibly the dumbest man in Finland. Of course , who inherited his throne afterwards is still a mystery (although I could name a large amount of "heirs to the throne" and we could possibly see them gulp down petrol with a small amount of money).

I mean , imagine that. If he was trying to impress the ladies or just be a king of the local "good old boys" then I'd say he didn't quite succeed. But , on the positive side , he made it to the local "yellow press" newspaper of iltasanomat. Or , maybe it was iltalehti (the first and only official yellow-press competitor to iltasanomat). Well , it doesn't matter since both of these newspapers are only good for one thing; wiping your ass if all the toilet-paper has ran out. Although , I'd suggest on reading the comics first (they're situated on the last few pages).

Some of you comedians out there might say that "alcohol can kill you faster than you might think". Well , now we have undisputed evidence of that. And , I am kind of hoping that if any of you youngsters decide to have drink , for god sakes , don't try the stuff that you've read from the yellow press newspapers and for god sakes don't try swallow beer like the fox does !