This ain't the land of the free you thought it was.

Ever wondered what's it like to live in Finland as a foreigner ?

Believe me , don't even try it. Since , it is going to knock some good old sense in you faster than you can think. Now you must be wondering about what exactly am I talking about ? Well , let me tell you , dear ma'am or sir.

This place has alot of similarities to the other Nordic countries. And you know what's the one single factor that unites all of us ? It's the all-encompassing sense of freakin' justice and liberty. And that , ladies and gentlemen is a negative thing here. Since it means that everyone has to be treated equally in the face of the law no matter who , or what he/she is (or has done) . Honestly said , they don't have a fucking clue.

In this country a rapist is free to see the blue skies in about 3 to 4 years. A child molester and a murderer are pretty much on the same line , not to mention drunk drivers that knock down kids on the crosswalk. Their sentences are laughable whereas the same bastards would've "fried in the chair" back in Texas. I remember hearing about about a certain satanist cannibal murderer here in Finland who got sent to prison with a regular murder charge. And believe me , that charge wasn't exactly much in our laws. It's just the sad truth. Murderers don't exactly "hang" in our country.

And when they do , the prisons are like a freakin' five-star hotel for them to bunk in. Now , can you imagine that people can actually go on holidays from the Finnish prisons ? Well , that's the sad fucking truth as well. And , back in the 80's a certain already convicted murderer DID get "some time off" from the prison , and guess what happened ? He escaped , went to Sweden and killed two people.

What a swell holiday.

And what comes to our pride and joy , the nature , I can only tell you this. Everybody else has got it too ! And you'd better take a good look around it too, since that's about the only thing this place's got ! But , guess what ? So does freakin' Sahara ! And I guarentee you , it's just as exotic to me as this place would be to you. And the vultures there must be alot more friendly too.

So , under any circumstances , don't come here. And you should believe that Polish dude who wrote that Finland sucked big time. Since , what they don't want you to know is that it's actually the truth.

Go to the Samoa islands instead.